Exciting Announcement!

We here at WAA are very excited to announce a project of great import! Our engineers, designers, and accountants have teamed up with a very prestigious and prominent pop fiction writer in order to further our goals of Walrus Liberation across the English-speaking world. They have fashioned several pieces of informative and creative literature in order to help disadvantaged, inner-city teens learn more about WAA’s excellent programs. Here is a sample of this most excellent collaboration, a poem entitled Very Walrus:

My room is very Walrus
It’s very plain to see
Walrus is as Walrus does
And Walrus is for me

I only want to Walrus
So Walrusing I’ll do
And Walrus does for everyone
What Walrus aught to do

For Walrus and for all of us
Us below, Walrus above
For Walrus doesn’t fuss
Walrus gives us love

Of course, this poem, not only an example of both raw talent and meticulous attention to detail, is a clever reference to our year-round education program known as Walrus. To learn more, please visit the Training page and sign up today!

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