Progress Update – February!

Hey guys! We have some fabulous news here at the Walrus Association of America: we are officially welcoming our glorious leader, Arch Z. Rushred, to our organisation. Arch is basically the closest a human can get to being a walrus, which is the highest honour anyone could have. We are constantly in awe of how fabulously he runs this totally-not-non-for-profit company, especially his skills at staying on top of communicating with his oldest and dearest friends from the motherland. Actually, he is so wonderful we wish we could raise his salary, which you can actually help with! Simply donate now and improve the chances that he will get his monthly food ration!

6 thoughts on “Progress Update – February!

    1. Whoa, good catch there! It definitely seems like he’s talking about how amazing he is (I don’t blame him tbh, the article is an understatement if you ask me).

      He does call himself fabulous though, which we all know really means “fat”.

    1. Ah, the legendary Arch Z. Rushred! His 5 o’clock shadow is quite well known where I reside in the mountains of Andorra. I look forward to meeting him again. Hopefully in the near future if donations will allow for him to return to the beautiful Andorra! But I digress. The fabulous Walrus Association of America is what I came for. I’m just pleased to discover that I know the man who started it.

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