Walrus Empire Wins Battle Over Sovereign Airspace

DON'T FLY ON ME
DON’T FLY ON ME (USFWSAlaska)

The Federal Avian Administration (FAA) has finally cracked down on illegal violations of the airspace above the Walrus Empire. All flights are now being rerouted on their way to the US and Canada to prevent them from flying near the beaches that walruses call home. The current population of Walrus Kingdom is approximately 350,000 walruses strong. As usual for every government agency, the battle cry for banning flights in the area is, “Think of the children!”

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