Now Hiring – Become a Minion Today!

Have you ever wanted to work for a super-villian an amazing CEO who loves you almost as much as walruses? The Walrus Association of America is now hiring minions to help in the pursuit of Walrus safety and enrichment! We have positions open for everything from writers and meme-generators to investment “specialists” and architects.

Perks include:

  • Your work featured on the official WAA website
  • An unspecified percentage of net profits
  • Official @ilovewalrus.com email address
  • The knowledge that you’re saving the world

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Apply today by heading over to our Contact Page and telling us what you can do and why we should take you on.

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