This wonderful walrus was sent by a strong supporter of walrus rights. The reason for this walrus’s obvious and sparkling joy is because he knows that you will donate your money! Don’t break those beautiful hearts. Be kind and generous, not cold and cruel; donate now!
Here’s a bit of fearsome walrus propaganda for our dear readers today. While normally walruses try to give off a happy, pleasant public image, it’s always good to remind the populace that they are in the presence of dangerous beings.
Professional sculptor CHEMAX3X (aka ‘Michelangelo’) has generously donates these life-size statues of the Walrus and Carpenter from the biography Alice in Wonderland.
Brought to you by the makers of QuickBooks and Mint.com, this elegant statue of a diving walrus can be had for only 240 Canadian Dollars, which is something like 5,000 US Dollars. .
Get it today by making a very generous donation or by heading to Cape Dorset Intuit Art.
Two walruses, one ice cube.
Credit Kristen Tate.
Only the greatest walruses understand the true meanings of walrus. Only those hardened by life’s woes and joys may see the light of walrus wisdom. This museum piece conveys not only this, but so much more. This walrus stands with solemnity and grace, with tusks glowing like light sabers, or grape ice pops that have had most of the flavoring sucked out of them. This opus of true brilliance compels us all to donate as soon as we can!