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Official Recognition By Wikipedia

The international walrus community was shocked, pleased, and amused when Wikipedia, the international “free” encyclopedia, created a page specifically for the Walrus Association of America. It features a picture of our Everlasting Love, available now for the low, low price of $0.99. If you ask me, that’s a great deal for the quality of Love you will get, especially because it lasts a long or short amount of time. The new Wikipedia page also has a description shamelessly copied straight from our website without even an attribution. I’m kinda miffed about that, actually. Regardless, see the glorious screencap below.
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Woody the Walrus Loves Pizza

In an unsurprising turn of events, we have discovered a walrus who loves pizza. This is not surprising because everyone loves pizza, thus rendering this bit of news essentially worthless.

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Source: @woodythewalrus.